03.29.07

3 For the Price of 1!

Posted in children, possibly deadly, videos at 2:27 pm by Pickle Head Jones

Three things that rule:

1. Tornadoes
2. Falling 9 stories, leaving a crater in the ground, and not being killed.
3. Sports.

03.09.07

I Shall Call Her Him Mini-Urhines.

Posted in children, cruel and unusual, dumb, hilarity, ridiculous, wacky at 4:29 pm by Pickle Head Jones

It gets better. That is just the first of six names. Honestly, what is wrong with people? I wish I knew the story behind the name(s).  Maybe we can just call her him UKIESK for short?

UPDATE: How did I not realize it was a boy’s name?  Silly me.

02.28.07

Zoo Escape Attempt Thwarted

Posted in children, hilarity, wacky at 9:20 am by Pickle Head Jones

What could possibly go wrong when you dress someone up as an ape, have them escape from the zoo, and then shoot them with a tranquilizer dart? Oh, right, the school kids might not get it. Hilarious pictures ensue.

02.09.07

So cute I want to eat it.

Posted in children, hilarity, truthiness at 10:07 pm by Nutty Fudgekins

I know that

a) this has been going around all week and

b) I’m apparently the bringer of Colbertyness, but

c) this is the most adorable thing ever, and still makes me LOLLERZ at the last line. His tiny face goes from joyous to intense so fast, it gets me every time. I want to have fifty children right now, and force them all to do impressions on cue.

I bet he smells like baby powder and gut feelings.