03.09.07

I Shall Call Her Him Mini-Urhines.

Posted in children, cruel and unusual, dumb, hilarity, ridiculous, wacky at 4:29 pm by Pickle Head Jones

It gets better. That is just the first of six names. Honestly, what is wrong with people? I wish I knew the story behind the name(s).  Maybe we can just call her him UKIESK for short?

UPDATE: How did I not realize it was a boy’s name?  Silly me.

02.02.07

High Tech Credit Card Security Device… The Signature

Posted in dumb, hilarity, ridiculous, wacky at 3:06 pm by Pickle Head Jones

I feel very safe and secure knowing that my signature is required for a credit card purchase.  That is, until I felt safe and secure before reading this and this.  Hilarity ensues.