The proposed flavour flavor (this is AMERICA!) sounds much tastier than what’s actually being marketed – I mean, vanilla? Chocolate covered waffle cone? For people that like to charge me $5 for a tiny, in-parlour parlor (STILL AMERICA!) serving of their wares, I expected a little more. However, I’m still going to stock my freezer with this stuff if it ever hits the market. Just because I like my desserts to be as full of justice and integrity as I am.

Edit:Look out! There’s a pedantic word-troll around here changing entries! I suggest he watch his pickley back, unless he wants to get word-SHIVVED. Shazam!

Edit Edit: I may have had to look up pedantic, but I’m pretty sure that doesn’t show?

Edit Edit Edit: pe·dan·tic – overly concerned with minute details or formalisms, as if that were a bad thing…  And no, I don’t want to get work-shivved, but I will say ENJOY YOUR SMALT.

Edit Edit Edit Edit: I only said I’d looked up pedantic to assuage the blow, I totally knew what it meant. But oh god, do I wish I had a smalt to enjoy! WELL PLAYED, SIR.