This game is humiliatingly simple, for how addictive I’ve found it to be. At first you’re all like, seriously? People “play” this? My ass could ace it while I’m sleeping! In fact, I think it has! But at that point you’ve probably crashed 500 times and are somehow still dodging giant, Atari-like green blocks and asking yourself, Who have I become?

The, um, helicopter game.

I know it’s been around forever, but it still gets me hot.