03.29.07
3 For the Price of 1!
Three things that rule:
1. Tornadoes
2. Falling 9 stories, leaving a crater in the ground, and not being killed.
3. Sports.
02.09.07
Putt putt putt.
This game is humiliatingly simple, for how addictive I’ve found it to be. At first you’re all like, seriously? People “play” this? My ass could ace it while I’m sleeping! In fact, I think it has! But at that point you’ve probably crashed 500 times and are somehow still dodging giant, Atari-like green blocks and asking yourself, Who have I become?
I know it’s been around forever, but it still gets me hot.
02.02.07
Put a Sock in It
What were they supposed to do? Be subjected to orphan babies crying? I think not.
Those wacky Russians!
02.01.07
Getting Hammered on Hand Sanitizer
“When asked why he ingested the hand cleaner, he pointed to the label, which read, ‘Active ingredient 63 percent v/v isopropyl alcohol.’ He explained that this percentage is higher than that in vodka.”
Alcohol is alcohol, right? Except when small amounts of it can stop your heart and shut down your central nervous system.
