If you were wondering both what goes on in Mariah Carey’s mind, and how her thighs look post-airbrushing, wonder no more! Faded Youth has a preview of Carey’s March Playboy appearance. Here’s a spoiler: you don’t get to see the goods, and she thinks Eminem is a bit touched.

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Also, I think “everyone blew it out of proportion” is Hollywood talk for “I went batshit crazy and now I don’t remember math.” Or, if you’re Lindsay Lohan, “I enjoy blow.”