February 6, 2007

The BEST Place to Hide Your Valuables

Posted in disgusting, gross, hilarity, wacky at 10:24 am by Pickle Head Jones

I never have any cash, but if I did and needed a place to keep it safe, this would work. I wonder if they have a portable version?

February 1, 2007

Getting Hammered on Hand Sanitizer

Posted in food, gross, hilarity, possibly deadly at 5:51 pm by Pickle Head Jones

“When asked why he ingested the hand cleaner, he pointed to the label, which read, ‘Active ingredient 63 percent v/v isopropyl alcohol.’ He explained that this percentage is higher than that in vodka.”

Alcohol is alcohol, right?  Except when small amounts of it can stop your heart and shut down your central nervous system.